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Sturgeon kiss

A Croatian critic ripped Putin for the photo below, saying: "With the gesture of an experienced porn star, fixing the observer with his chill gaze, Putin is sending an indirect kiss to the gay population: the long, slippery sturgeon in his hands could be a penis, and Putin is kissing the organ at its sensitive tip."

So it's come to this? Then there's this kiss...

      OK, enough. He's a kisser and that's OK.

  No way. There's definitely something wrong here.