Sexual Fables

Mad Hatter's Test



1. Was George Bush the Whore of Babylon?

2. If Venus appears in a masculine sign when you are born, will you be a slut?

3. Who has the greater pleasure from sex: men or women?

4. Is Genesis-Exodus the story of leaving the womb (crossing the "red sea") and journeying into the wide world?

5. Do angels have sex?

6. Was God the creator of Genesis?

7. Is it possible to teach Nabokov's Lolita to college and high school students?

8. Did Nintendo steal Mickey Mouse from Disney?

9. Was the Virgin Mary a virgin?

10. Disney's Beauty & the Beast was a metaphor for AIDS?

11. Did Gaston die at the end of Beauty & the Beast?

12. What, I have to get to 20?


  1. Yes
  2. Yes
  3. Women according to Tiresias who was both.
  4. Yes
  5. Yes
  6. No, angels were.
  7. No, unless you want to be a hypocrite.
  8. Yes, he was renamed Mario.
  9. No
10. Yes
11. No, cartoons never die.
12. Yes

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